Professor Regrets Career After Watching The History Channel
Dr. Hugh Capston, a 74-year-old History Professor at Peckerville University, became incredibly upset last Tuesday when he turned on the History Channel and found out that Aliens have been involved with (and responsible for) nearly every single major...
Read full storyTrump Declares The Spoof to be "Enemy of the People"
It was the fate of The Spoof to be singled out in a spat with "Leader of the Free World" President Donald Trump. The orange baby has repeatedly criticised the media before and during his presidency and Mr Trump's attacks have drawn criticism from eve...
Read full storyBird Shit On Man's Head 2
In what many people might think is a 'sequel' to a similar incident in May, when a bird shit on a man's head, another bird has shit on another man's head - with a slight difference! Tony Rosetti, an unemployed laborer of New Jersey, turned up at h...
Read full storySt. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”
Earlier today, St. Jude Children’s Hospital confirmed that they will be debuting their much anticipated “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”. Children under the age of sixteen are encouraged to sign up prior to the December 1st deadline, so long as they are...
Read full storyFur coats at the Nutters' Beach Club! Dia cuarente y cinco.
Toast, toasted, and burnt to a crisp for the last weeks, and now our punters are arriving in FUR COATS! Yes, people, the temperature has dropped below 30 degrees in Alaska at last, and, at 29 degrees, people are now feeling the 'BIG FREEZE!' Even Volga Olga is feeling chilly breezes between her leatherette thighs and was last seen putting a red-hot vibrating thing there to warm it up just in ca...
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