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Read full storyMan Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans
A man who has spent much of the last ten years of his life away from his native England, had only one thought on his mind last night: Baked Beans! The man, Moys Kenwood, 55, left the UK in 2009, and, during his time spent abroad, first in Thailand...
Read full storySpoof Writers Mourning Mark Lowtons Death Discover Corpse Not Dead!
Yet another funeral was held for The Spoof editor, Mark Lowton, of Piccadilly Gin. "It were sad, it were," wheezed one writer puffing on his cigar, "Aardly anybody turned out fer this 'un, poor bastard." "He was a saint!" cried the writer known on...
Read full storyDia cuarento y cinco at the Nutters Beach Club. Canadian Cannabis heads smoke out our beer saloon!
Yes Global Nutters we are still open for business! Sadly we had to close for a few days due to snowstorms hitting us after the heatwave proving Humpty Trumpty was right for once; polar bears belong in the Antarctic not on our door step! Talking of things cold and freezing; Canadian pot heads have invaded the joint demanding a joint (excuse the pun, very punny, ha, ha, ha!) and Cannabis beer jus...
Read full storyWhy Won't Trump Revoke Shrdlu's Security Clearance?
BERKELEY, CA. Left Coast community organizer Etaoin Shrdlu. long time leader of a Berkeley anti-fascist protest movement, expressed outrage today when he saw the list of 10 critics of President Donald Trump who have been threatened with loss of thei...
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