Dia cuarento y cinco at the Nutters Beach Club. Canadian Cannabis heads smoke out our beer saloon!

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Thursday, 16 August 2018

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Canadian Pot-Heads can now smoke and booze themselves to heaven, MAN!!

Yes Global Nutters we are still open for business! Sadly we had to close for a few days due to snowstorms hitting us after the heatwave proving Humpty Trumpty was right for once; polar bears belong in the Antarctic not on our door step!

Talking of things cold and freezing; Canadian pot heads have invaded the joint demanding a joint (excuse the pun, very punny, ha, ha, ha!) and Cannabis beer just flown in from Jamaica with a free Bob Marley CD for everyone who buys the latest craze to hit Quebec and other 'weedy cities', but not Al Capone land, not quite yet!

We, as forerunners of everything NUTS were the first ones to receive Cannabis Beer in our joints (burp!), because Holland, The Dutch, are forerunners in everything that was taboo, and now is legal, even though it is illegal because The Dutch are what they are; Double Dutch, get it?

Never mind, Canadian Cannabis Beer is here to stay and Volga Olga just got so high, her sagging boobs hit Jaggedone between his goolies and caused him to have a hernia, but the cannabis beer has eased the pain, somewhat!!

Man oh Man whatever next? Cannabis Beef Burgers, non GMO, supplied by Bayer Deutschland!

"No more smoke without Canadian Cannabis Beer!"

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