Kim Jung Un: "Delighted To Have Had Omarosa For Lunch"
BILLINGSGATE POST: By calling Omarosa a dog for betraying his trust, Trump made a huge mistake; Big League. Now, after pissing off millions of dog lovers everywhere, he has softened his insult by referring to her as an "Alpo Loving Cur." Besiege...
Read full storyWhere are they now? Hear'Say
"Hear'Say"? Who'they? You might well ask. It seems that Hear'Say was a British pop group, a creation of Simon Cowell (kisses crucifix and crosses himself). They were created through the TV show Popstars in February 2001 and the group, a nondescript talentless bunch (personal opinion), signed to Polydor Records. Hear'Say originally consisted of Danny Foster, Myleene Klass, Kym Marsh, Suzanne...
Read full storyElvis Presley Sightings Suggest He May Still Be Alive
The King is Dead! Or is he? The death of Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll, on 16 August 1977, shook the world to its very foundations, and set in motion a concerted effort by heartbroken fans to prove that it was all a hoax, and that h...
Read full storyOMAROSA Spelled Backwards: ASORAMO...
BILLINGSGATE POST: OMAROSA spelled backwards is ASORAMO. In the Looking Glass War, there are many images that are mirror reflections of counter-intuitive deflections. This might provide insight into the war of words that takes place in everyday life. Linguistically speaking, the word “ASORAMO” might conjure up suggestions of “Ass” “Hole” and “Panorama.” How ironic this is for a lady who sold out...
Read full storySunflower Seed Sprouts in Man's Ear
MAYO CLINIC. ROCHESTER, MN. Doctor's at the world-renowned Mayo Clinic revealed today that a sunflower plant is growing inside a male patient's ear. As explained at a clinic press conference, the unidentified patient sought treatment for an ear th...
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