Our German punters get the 'Jelly Fish Wobbles' whilst boozing on our private beach! Dia cuarente y dos.
'Scheisse!' they screamed after begging chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, for a bottle of best British vinegar and Volga Olga to rub their thighs after going for a paddle in a puddle outside our Nutters Beach club! "Verdammte Portuguese Men of War und zere tentacles zey stung mein bum und meine Frau's titties ver stung too, no bonking heute abend, scheisse!!" We obviously rushed out to see if...
Read full storyTeletubbies Gardener Sacked
The BBC has announced on its website that the gardener responsible for the upkeep of Teletubbyland has been dismissed for gross negligence. Teletubbyland is the home of the Teletubbies - Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po - and a veritable paradis...
Read full storyDinosaur Extinction Re-examined By God Squad's Teacher John
Dinosaurs, which were thought to have disappeared from Earth more than 65 million years ago, did not, according to a teaching colleague of Spoof writer, Moys Kenwood. Teacher John, a Science 'expert', made the astounding claim during a long lectur...
Read full storyBally Elliot set to challenge stereotypes
Today sees the release of a groundbreaking film which challenges stereotypes and explores the opportunities available to a disabled boy. "Bally Elliot" was written by Geoff Film and is a film about an 11 year old boy from a run-down former mining town in the North-East of England who wishes to become a ballet dancer. Ballet dancing used to be seen as effeminate by many northern Englanders, alth...
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