Player Charged with Illegally Using The Force
A football player claims the opposing quarterback illegally used The Force to alter the outcome of last night’s game. “There’s no question in my mind that The Force made us lose,” said James Tebucky, cornerback for the local football team. Tebuc...
Read full storyCharleston Woman Finds Success with Intermittent Fasting Between Meals
After years of yo-yo dieting and struggling with her weight, 28-year-old Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, says that she's found success with intermittent fasting between meals. Intermittent fasting, currently one of the world's most pop...
Read full storyPolish neighborhood council meets to determine how many people it will take to screw in new LED lightbulbs
The city council of Mosty Poland, a small hamlet outside of Szczecin (most likely pronounced "Shin") set a meeting to discuss the advancements in lightbulb technology. The meeting is expected to focus on the increasingly popular LED bulb. Counc...
Read full story5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'
Eating out in the UK can be damn expensive thanks to the hype around Masterchef & Co, but eating mouldy cheese in a noble restaurant and, paying £13 quid for the pleasure, wasn't funny for punters in Bristol, UK! In addition, to add insult to...
Read full storyMan Astonished By Amount Of Dust That Came Off His Mat
An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok, has revealed the incredulousness he felt at the amount of dust present on his doormat when he shook it out yesterday. Originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, Moys Kenwood told of his 'shock and...
Read full storyUS Border Police Concerned As Last Of Mexicans Crosses Border Into US
There was concern at the US-Mexico border this morning after it was revealed that the last of Mexico's 165 million-plus inhabitants had just crossed the frontline into the US, leaving the Central American country empty. An internal search of Mexic...
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