DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK
Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...
Read full storyOpen Mouthed Banter
After the greatest team in the world was denied a definite FA cup final win by Manchester United people have been up in arms about a “tweet” sent from the official FA account about Harry Kane. Normally Harry is only up in arms about the sun setting a...
Read full storyGo Home Call Explained
The call of a Conservative Government for immigrants to Go Home has been clarified by Conservative Central Office. As a Public schoolboy I was given prior notice of the announcemnet before the resat of you because I know what's what and am a man o...
Read full storySnakes and Adders (not ladders) taken into UK prisons are therapeutic claim Home Office!
Prison authorities are employing mobile zoos to give inmates a chance to stroke exotic (not erotic) animals claiming snakes are better than rats who normally reside in Brit nicks! However, one mobile zoo, misunderstood that they should bring snake...
Read full storyMouse Became Stuck On Glue Trap
There was a shock in store for a Cambodian mouse last night, as it became stuck on a 'glue trap' that had been left for it, and was unable to escape. The mouse - and possibly others like it - had been scurrying about the roofspaces of a house in...
Read full storyWaffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle
The hero of the latest US Gun Outrage (USGO) in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday says he acted in the way that he did, because he hoped he might be given a free waffle. Heroic James Shaw Jr., 29, wrestled the naked gunman, Travis Reinking - mysterio...
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