Endangered Engagements
Donald Trump. For legal purposes we have to point out, again, that this man is the current President of the United States. Mr Trump has decreed that 25 of the most endangered species in the world no longer need the USA's conservation efforts. Below we obtained the list and his reasons why. 1. Pacific Walrus: Quite like seals and we have loads of them. No one would wake up one morning and go...
Read full storyMajor League Baseball Denies Their Broadcasts Are Oversaturated With In-Game Advertising
Major League Baseball took a swing yesterday at baseball fans who felt too much in-game advertising was plaguing the sport. "Fans are inflating the issue", said Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred while selling T-Mobile ad space on the hip of an obe...
Read full storyA Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain
Superstar Rihanna recently granted exclusive access to a 'day-in-her-life', shedding an intimate spotlight on one America's most talented performers. But before the outing began, we first had to find our way through Rihanna's staff, which inclu...
Read full storyIn Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist
In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...
Read full storyFormer Child Star Receives Hollywood's Most Prestigious Award
Emmanuel Lewis, the star of the 1980s sitcom "Webster", was awarded the distinguished 'Dignity Prize' in Los Angeles last night by the National Academy of Self-Esteem, a rare honor bestowed upon former celebrities who have never appeared in a shamefu...
Read full storyElon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars
To some, he is an eccentric billionaire inventor who dreams of colonising Mars, cartoon-style transport systems, and other futuristic enterprises. To others, he is simply an arsehole. Elon Musk has said previously that he would like to send a huma...
Read full storyBankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!
An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided! Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal l...
Read full storyMoon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse
Mt. Palomar Observatory. Astronomers today confirmed what amateur moon gazers have been saying since late August: the moon is noticeably paler than it was before the total solar eclipse of Aug. 21. Offering an explanation devoid of scientific jargon...
Read full storyTrump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.
Washington, DC Carmen Cruz, the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, the largest city and capital city of the island, recently chastised Trump and the federal government for their slow response to the Hurricane Maria tragedy that devastated Puerto Rico. W...
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