Royal Family Will Start Proceedings to Collect Royalties From The Crown, The Queen, Victoria and Abdul, and More
London, England The Royal House of England, including the members of the House of Windsor (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha), Stuart, Plantaganet, Spencer, and others. "Am I not royal enough to collect royalties?" asked Queen Elizabeth. "It is tragic that I am n...
Read full storyNorth Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un Seriously Injured by Generals Losing Balance From Giant Hats and Falling on Him
Pyongyang, NK North Korean hereditary dictator, Kim Jong Un, the man who helped put the "dic" in dictator, was seriously injured today. This has caused the North Korean people to weep and wail uncontrollably, while the rest of the world cheers and co...
Read full storyTrump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology
Trump Tower, NY President Trump stunned the nation today when he announced that he was resigning the Presidency to join the Church of Scamatology. "I was just walking down the street and this scruffy child came up to me and handed me a flyer. It w...
Read full storyTabloid editors spreading Christmas rage
It is November, and as usual British tabloids are getting into the festive mood by searching the country for stories of people not celebrating Christmas properly. It is a yearly tradition to whip up readers into a frenzy of loathing, and will warm th...
Read full storyTrump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump
Washington, DC Several people in Trump's adminstration have come forward to the FBI and offered to talk and name names in return for amnesty. "I'm not sure what Trump's even done, but I know whatever it is, it isn't good. I know I don't want to ge...
Read full storyBest States in the U.S. to Run For Office in If You Are a Sexual Deviant
A new survey arrived out of Science Town today about the mood of people across the country on the subject of sexual degeneracy. They found that: 1. One of the best states for sexual deviants to run for office in is Alabama, based on the states's acceptance of Roy Moore admitted dalliances with underage females. 2. Another state that is good would be California, where the former governator, A...
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