Written by Al N.

Saturday, 18 November 2017

image for Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump
All of the people in this picture have inquired about turning state's evidence.

Washington, DC Several people in Trump's adminstration have come forward to the FBI and offered to talk and name names in return for amnesty.

"I'm not sure what Trump's even done, but I know whatever it is, it isn't good. I know I don't want to get drawn into all this illegal action by the present administration. I thinking I'll just turn myself in now and maybe get some mercy" said an anonymous Trump Cabinet member.

"I'm turning myself in because I feel guilty for even being close to this travesty" said a Trump employee.

The FBI wanted to make it clear that they will not accept any amnesties until Trump is actually charged with something.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump

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