Frozen shampoo injures child
Like many young Disney fans, Tiffany Johnson begged her mother to get her the shampoo with Anna and Queen Elsa on the bottle. However, things did not go as expected. First, the mother and daughter had difficulty getting the product out of the bot...
Read full storyPolice baffled at the occurrence of spots all over town
Squaresville police are trying to figure out the meaning of what looks like a new form of vandalism throughout their town. Nearly everything is getting covered with spots. This was first discovered when police officers started getting calls about the...
Read full storyDonald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government
Donald Trump is seeking to extend his power-base by putting in a bid to run the British Government, it has been revealed. The American President flew into London, on Air-force one, landing on Buckingham Palace's roof, whilst Teresa May was in ther...
Read full storyRunning through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport
Following her humiliating defeat at the hands of the British electorate, British Prime Minster Teresa May is looking for a new pastime, to while away the worries of missing important discussions, not turning up for meetings, not having a decent polic...
Read full storyIn 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool
Although it has been running for years, the sociological, financial and whimsical value of Big Brother is still to be decided upon by science. Dr Finkelstein from the Board of Unnecessary Science said: "For years, Big Brother has confused science...
Read full storyTresemme to sue Teresa May
Following her trouncing at the election, Shampoo and hair conditioner manufacturer Tresemme is to sue the never popular, well liked, wheat field runner Teresa May for defamation. 'Our product has always been strong and stable' said a spokesman for...
Read full storyRansom demand for kidnapped snowman ends badly
After receiving a note from Swiss racketeers demanding ransom for a kidnapped snowman, organisers of the tenth Annual St.Moritz Snowman Building competition went into meltdown. On the eve of judging, extortionists removed the snowy figure that had...
Read full storyBritain trolls another election
For the third year running, voters in the UK have been asked who they think should lead the country. For the third year running, they have replied "not them". The question of who they actually would like to run the country is still unanswered, but th...
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