Donald Trump is seeking to extend his power-base by putting in a bid to run the British Government, it has been revealed.
The American President flew into London, on Air-force one, landing on Buckingham Palace's roof, whilst Teresa May was in there, discussing the bollocks she had made as Prime Minister with the Queen.
Trump said:'I feel that now I have America under control, and I am universally loved there, it is time for me to extend my range across the world. It will be so beautiful. I am an excellent driver'.
White House Spokesman Sean Spicer said: 'As far as I am concerned, this is all fake news. Donald Trump would tell me all of his plans, even before he made them.'