Pope considering nuking Australia over Cardinal Pells phedophilia charges
In a highly secret meeting, the Pope was said to be outraged at the latest pedophile scandal to hit the church, demanding to know why Pell didn't mop this up before he left Australia. It seems time and his track record of deceit and outrage agains...
Read full storyTrump™ denies he is a Toilet Mouth as MSNBC Whitehouse Brat Spat goes viral
America is as usual enduring its daily dose of embarrassment, this time its turned bloody personal. Everyone knows his tiny hands have been struggling to trying to keep up with Trumps exploding pubescent emotions. The reviled disgust is all too f...
Read full storyIvanka Trump in Trouble With Vatican For Reproducing Shroud of Turin on Bikini
First Ivanka Trump's fashion company was sued for copying a chastity shoe (left foot only) made by FashionIkon in Transylvania. Now Ivanka Trump Collections™ is in hot water with the Vatican and true believers in the miracle of the shroud of Tu...
Read full storySatire Writers and Mainstream Journalism encroachment confusion - They are both writing the same absurd stories
With the rise of Trumpism causing many new and escalating old conflicts using the latest in political armaments from TrumpScam.com™, language and public sanity have become one of the main causalities. A recent study commissioned by the Ameri...
Read full storyAbbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!
After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral. Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey in...
Read full storyNew bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft
Phoenix, AZ - According to WedG spokes-person, Streck "The Streak" Baque, WedG's new bicycle ride service is much cheaper that Uber or Lyft. Customers sit on the crossbar. Customers have a choice of facing the pedaler or facing the handlebars. A...
Read full storyGermany abolishes marriage
GERMANY- After heavy thinking and discussions, lasting the whole week, the German parliament (Bundestag) agreed upon a law on Friday that will eliminate all marriage laws in Germany, ending the governments subjugation over it's citizens. The law,...
Read full storyQuit Picking On Trump And Trump's Tweets
The nation should just plain quit picking on Trump and his tweets! For heaven's sakes! Grow up! What happened to freedom of the press? Doesn't Trump have a right to an opinion? Just because T was allegedly elected to the highest office in the wor...
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