Twitter promotes new Product - Twitter Twatter Weaponised Hysteria™
Twitter today proudly announced a new product today that they believe will give them the edge on Zuckerburgs Face Space Fake News capability. Twitter management have been concerned recently with falling revenues and saw the success of the other guys...
Read full storyPutin denies he is riding on Trumps back to World Domination
Despite secret photographs being leaked to the media of Putin riding Trump in the forests behind his dacha, predictably Putin has categorically denied this and is willing to swear on a stack of bibles that the picture is of another pair out riding. P...
Read full storyEleanor Rigby was caught shopping at thrift store
Rochdale- Savoring the huge amount of cheap goods and the Salvation Army's desires to be rid of the old merchandise, Eleanor Rigby, spent the afternoon digging through piles of musky items looking for bargains. Store employees, at the Salvation Ar...
Read full storyPresident Trump Wants to Meet With the Queen About "Breakfast"
Washington, DC President Donald Trump, after hearing something about Brexit on Fox News, immediately began tweeting. "I would like to meet with Queen Elizabeth to warn her about getting out of breakfast. It is not a good idea for Britons and if yo...
Read full storyIndian cows are more important than Indian women!
It is common knowledge that Indian cows hold an elitist position in Indian society, not quite like their European, US versions, who are milked to death and then slaughtered! No, in India cows roam the streets of all major cities munching anything...
Read full storyWhy are people obsessed with objects?
The medical classification for people who become attracted to inanimate objects is "objectophilia" or "object-craving." It's considered an embodiment of affection after clinical sociologists Dr. Amy Marsh discovered it's origin to be related to l...
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Already Broken Numerous Presidential Records
"In analyzing President Trump's term in comparison with other U.S. Presidents, we have found a number of executive office records that Trump has now broken," spoke a history analyst at Northwestern University. The list includes: 1. Most lies ever by a POTUS, beating Ronald Reagan's eight-year total in just eight months. 2. Lamest inauguration ever, with lower attendance than Presi...
Read full storyQueen Isabella Launches 'Mission to Mars'
June 27, 1492 TO THE EDITOR, BARCELONA SPOOF Dear Editor: At the risk of having my head lopped off I think someone has to demand from her royal majesty an explanation for the ridiculous voyage to China that she has just approved and which depa...
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