Indian cows are more important than Indian women!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 28 June 2017

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Indian cows are holy, Indian women, lowly!

It is common knowledge that Indian cows hold an elitist position in Indian society, not quite like their European, US versions, who are milked to death and then slaughtered!

No, in India cows roam the streets of all major cities munching anything they can get their tongues around, including the millions of tons of plastic humans discard every day. They even cause Indian city traffic to stop in its tracks, a feat that no human being has ever achieved, especially the female version.

Indian females are understandably quite upset at being classed as 3rd class citizens, behind males and cows, and are now causing quite a stir by donning cow headdresses and posting the images over social media in an attempt to make the rest of the world aware of "moo discrimination!"

Indian males and their holy cows refuse to condone such behaviour and instead of using a European or US word to describe the female protesters generally known as; "stupid cows!" The words bitches, WAGs, hags, whores, bags, etc, are now being heard all over India to undermine the "Elevate female status movement!"

Of course Indian women will not accept their status any longer and continue to don the cow headdresses. However, Indian males have threatened to send them to the slaughterhouse if they continue, and the holy cows really don't give a shit because they can't shit; their bowels are blocked up with plastic!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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