Trump Seeks Help From George Costanza On How To Lie Better
It's been revealed that President Trump's skill at lying (oh, excuse me, -- alternative facts) can be traced back to the secret hiring of the little-known position of Secretary of Not-Lies. The man that has accepted the position is a resident of...
Read full storyTrump: "He's a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"
In a tweet last night and again this morning in a written statement President Donald Trump called former FBI director James Comey... "a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!" Trump went on to say in his written statement that it was a mat...
Read full storyGirl born with purple skin
[PP] -- Doctors at Regional Hospital are baffled at the birth of an infant girl with purple skin and green hair. Neither of her parents have such features. According to the baby's pediatrician, Dr. Tanya Morgan, the baby seems to be completely hea...
Read full storyIs prostitution natural?
Not that many people dream of becoming prostitutes. People don't have a favorable attitude of the worlds oldest profession. Many countries ban the act while others allow it in specific locations or only under certain circumstance. Is prostitution...
Read full storyDook University Develops Prescription Cigarette
Durham, NC [PP] -- On Monday, Dook University released what may be a first for modern science, a therapeutic cigarette which could very well cure some forms of cancer. Dr. Ralph Jones, director of research says, "This is groundbreaking research, t...
Read full storyMan Maimed and Blinded For Online Bullying
Spotian County -- Doug Smith won't have to worry anymore about harassing anyone online as someone permanently cured him of that character flaw. According to the police, Smith regularly harassed and bullied people online. He accused them of being othe...
Read full storyThe British people are tired of political games
LONDON- Conservatives lose majority in British Parliament, and the public says enough is enough with political games. The outcome - a positive turn for the general public as groups of Brit's join a new political organization, "New Britannia Progre...
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