Written by humanoid

Saturday, 10 June 2017

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LONDON- Conservatives lose majority in British Parliament, and the public says enough is enough with political games.

The outcome - a positive turn for the general public as groups of Brit's join a new political organization, "New Britannia Progression."

The election campaign began with the same expectations of plenty of talk but no action, highlighting the parliaments history of political deadlock and lack of government funds. -a dead horse.

"A society dependent on promises from the Labor party and the Tories whist suffering the toils and rigours of daily life can't be tolerated forever," says Sir Michael Caine, member of "New British Progression."

The organization has bylaws which are met on a daily bases to push Britain into the future without engaging in wasteful political arguments. It's goal is to generate 6 trillion pounds a year in export profits to distribute high wages and public services to British society.

The small group of organizers leading "New Britannica Progression" have plans to collect donations to fund investments that will generate a billion pounds for the creation of major export industries that includes high quality low priced automobiles, consumer electronics, computers, semiconductors, copper, iron and steel.

Additional key industries in the new projected economy are petrochemicals, pharmaceuticals, bioindustry, shipbuilding, aerospace, textiles, and processed foods. Some of these industries will be operated in Africa.

The industries will be owned by the organization with 40% of the profits going to workers in the form of large salaries as part of a profit sharing plan. The rest of the profits will maintain and expand the industries.

Britan is expected to become a new trading partner of the EU under the "New British Progression" organization. The organization will expand into world markets, offering low priced high quality technologies and raw materials to its foreign consumers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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