Yes, His Athletic Feats Show Donald Trump to be a Real Bad-ass!
Donald Trump's recent "tweet" about him being some bad-ass WWF dynamo who pins a CNN reporter to the mat shows the delusional wanderings of a truly insane lunatic. Come on, Donald Trump, some wiry kid that weighs 1/3 your weight who is in halfway...
Read full storyRobert Mueller Lets His Antlers Grow Ahead of Looming Trump Battle
Just because it's been quiet at the special counsel's office doesn't mean that a fight isn't brewing between President Trump and Robert Mueller. Mueller's new rack, normally neatly trimmed, is proof enough that he expects to meet the president mano a...
Read full storyTrump.com™ relieved he can finally put Russian Scandal behind him, after Putin agrees there was no Election interference and neither of them can recall coluding
After a very warm and fuzzy bromance first date that not even the First Lady could break up Putin assures Trump.com™ he will help him resolve FBI and Senate inquiry irritant. After their 13 hour love-in including a Bromance Ride around the F...
Read full storySir Vince Cable sells his soul to the Devil to stop Brexit
LibDem leadership hopeful Sir Vince Cable announced that he will be entering into a pact with the Devil to stop Brexit. The one-time Business Secretary said "Labour, Tory and other MPs who are opposed to leaving the EU should be ready to sacrifice...
Read full storyMTV host yodeling contest- 1 million Euro prize
An 18-year-old yodeler who uses the acoustics of a subway staion to hone her vocal style is competing in finals of the "MTV's Got Talent" yodeling show. Julia Hoekstra-van Westen, will join acts that include a 95-year-old yodeling singer that tap...
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