Monument Charged in Animal Misconduct Case: Said to be the first of its kind, more likely to follow
Yet another American icon has tarnished his noble and commercially successful reputation, hurting the local tourist trade by anywhere from 12 to 39%, judging by newly-purchased analytics used by the Uff-da Middle School Community Economics club, head...
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DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...
Read full storySara's desperation Vol. 3
Space Log News: Six months after leaving earth the z23 computer picked up signals of the predatory aliens tracking the ship. In a final effort to save the crew, z32 transferred everyone into a capsule then released it as motionless debris. The mo...
Read full storyGroup of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!
It seems that South African Zulus have no knowledge of British geography after intending to invade London, they went AWOL, and ended up in a very fishy place called, Hull, Yorkshire! The Zulu leader, Chief Zizu Zwazi-Caine, (a distant relation of...
Read full storyRony Tobbins hot reactor walk injures scores Japanese authorities say
Fukushima, Japan - 331 people were treated for horrid burns after walking on hot nuclear corium during self-help guru Rony Tobbins' "Unleash the Canine Within" seminar in Fukushima, Japan, Mr. Sukanigga of TEPCO said. "It was ghastly", Ms. Hote...
Read full storySecret audio of Trump/Putin meeting revealed!
A secret audio of Trump/Putin meeting just released on U-tube! Releaser apparently approved at highest level of the Kremlin! Trump: "Gimmee the pee-pee tape." Putin: "No! Trump: "Gimmee the pee-pee tape." Putin: "No! Trump: "Gimmee the pee...
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