Housewives not satisfied with robot milkmen's service
A trial run of milk delivery robots in Dorking has run into difficulty after a number of housewives complained that they were not fulfilling all of their duties. "Ooh," said Elsa Hornie of Privet Drive. "I couldn't wait for some of that milkman-ro...
Read full storyTrump.com™ throwing so many allies Under the Bus, the US now has a Bus Shortage
With the ongoing and most entertaining cyberbully of his greatest ally the AG number, the number of causalities is rising daily. Lawyers are bailing, Spicers karma caught up with him, 'el douche Mooche'is going to sack the entire West Wing. The l...
Read full storyTrumps Transgender Issues
The master of the art of sticking your foot in your mouth has done it again! Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, has decided that transgender people won't be allowed in the military. Luckily this decision may not be as bad for the transgen...
Read full storyBavarian pupils in shock as statue reveals penis of "Sun worshipper!"
The Bavarian art world believed their bronze statue standing outside a junior school would be appropriate; however, the "Sun Worshipper's" penis is proving to be too much of an attraction for the kids! German kids with open-mouths are standing in...
Read full storyMensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump. Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that causes them to review their statuses. T...
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