The master of the art of sticking your foot in your mouth has done it again! Donald Trump, the leader of the free world, has decided that transgender people won't be allowed in the military.
Luckily this decision may not be as bad for the transgender community as it seems. Back and to the Left news investigates. Well we write down a couple of half baked ideas, hopefully a couple of little jokes before finishing on a semi satirical point. Is that ok?
Global military advisor and part time waiter, John Carson, has said that the banning of Transgender people may be the start of the de-escalation of the military industrial complex. He said:
"The banning of transgender people from serving in the US military might be the start of the de-escalation of the American military industrial complex. Some inside the American government are saying that he will then ban women from serving in the forces. Before banning men. Then they'll be no armed forces and you know what that means?"
We had to admit we probably didn't. We'd been thinking about that skip someone had left down our street. What would be in it when we got back? A fridge? A fridge that still had some copper wiring in that we could steal and sell? There could be anything
"It means a step forward for America in general. No army no outside conflict. No outside conflict no internal panic about terrorism maybe then we get a sensible discussion on gun ownership. Shit who knows maybe if we stopped having a army we get a universal health care system. Hell the possibilities are endless"
In our opinion if you want to join a fighting force primarily used to kill off people in the Middle East and push American products into the waiting arms of "liberated" people....then it doesn't matter what's swinging between your legs because you're probably still a idiot.