Indian tomato war spreads as ketchup runs out!
Dramatic scenes of tomato warfare have been witnessed in major Indian cities as tomato prices soar and ketchup runs out! In Spain, the famous tomato throwing fiesta called La Tomatina, in Valencia, has been postponed because multi-millionaire Ind...
Read full storyPardon Trump? Okay?
Pardon me? Collusion with an adversary, money laundering with the mafia, slandering political opponents, obfuscation, deception and blatant lying are not the equivalency of a sneeze. Achoo! Pardon me. God bless. "I'm being audited. I can't rel...
Read full storyOrder in the Ballpark, Here Comes Da Judge!
Not just any judge. We're talking Aaron Judge. 6' 7" New York Yankee extraordinaire, winner of the Home Run Derby at the 2017 All-Star Game festivities. His power is amazing, but just a little bit scary. Nervous fans have taken to wearing helmets...
Read full storyDonald Trump's son-in-law met three Russians called Sergei, Oleg and Aleksandr but "believed they were selling him home insurance from Comparethemarket.com"
Jared Kushner, the U.S. President's son-in-law, admitted to a senate committee that he hold a business meeting before the election with a group of Russians but insisted that it had nothing to do with rubbishing Hillary Clinton, currying favour with t...
Read full storyNY squirrel is a Terminator!
Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud of a squirrel terrorising tourists in New York as they step off the ferry boats after visiting the Statue of Liberty! The squirrel perches on branches waiting to pounce on any Japanese nutter who dares offer ot...
Read full storyThe MIE found the Gods of Creation
German Science Academy- "A core base of life has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. They have received a message from one of the Creator's of humanity. T...
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