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Tuesday, 25 July 2017

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German Science Academy- "A core base of life has been discovered," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Emeritus, an organization of gifted German intellectuals. They have received a message from one of the Creator's of humanity.

The MIE discovered and also interpreted segments of the message that came from the Gods of Creation who made this vast universe and all life within it.

In a German song, '99 red balloons' by Nena, the Gods of Creation left a message for mankind and for other lifeforms across the universe that have technologies to view mankind and their daily habits.

The song is German but the message can only be understood by an English speaking person.

"Ancient religions share the same configuration, they point to Creators or super natural God's like Jesus and his angels, Zeus and the God's of Olympus, Satan and his demons, Horus and Egyptian God's, The Aztec sun God and his God friends, and Thor and his God's, etc. Some of those religions predate each other by hundreds of years. I think they want us to find them, that's why they left hidden messages in song and they left different religions with a similar concept" says Paul Goebbels, MIE leader.

Goebbels says the message in the German song is broken and it has to be pieced together in an order. Only non-repeating words that are important compose the message and the MIE accomplished the task of assembling it.

The German song starts with an English sound:

"Aside from me, sing I shine, I'm late for this one. Even vague some hope is gone/sung. Pardon me. Man I had from dusk to dawn that's a sign my hope has gone. I'm kind and this plagues me. I advice this man, of our kind there is a thousand fleet, it's hard to see in this minor room, fair-thee-well and tread and hop along the phone then condition, blossom and flee."

"They're basically saying that the sun is dying and we are running out of time. They're advising humanity to evolve quickly and to leave to a safer world or place," says Goebbels.

They appear to live outside the universe in some type of alien world that's beyond our imaginations.

The message, "of our kind there is a thousand fleet," means that the Gods of Creation are part of a race of lifeforms.

In the segment, "it's hard to tell in this minor room," the word's 'minor room' represents the inside of the universe and the entire segment talks about mankind's difficulty to see the God's of Creation.

In the segment, fair-thee-well and tread and hop along the phone then condition, blossom and flee, there is a hidden message that needs to be decoded.

Fair-thee-well(perfection), tread and hop(moves), phone(line), condition, blossom, flee(evolve, intelligence, leave.)

Message: Perfection moves along a line then evolves intelligence and leaves.

You also have to switch the position of perfection and intelligence since they are related, to get the second message:

Second message: Intelligence moves along a line then evolves perfection and leaves.

It's some type of law in physics that's universal and it's the last message to humanity before the sun becomes a Super Nova.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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