Syrian woman in deep trouble with no future
Damascus, Syria-- Police in Southern Syria have arrested a young woman who mistakenly forgot her Burka in the toilet during a number two. Her ugly face sparked outrage from people when a foreign photographer snapped a picture of her and informed...
Read full storyHouse Speaker Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview this morning on MSNBC, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi referred to President Bush three different times in a rambling, incoherent discussion regarding her victory in forcing Bush to set a new shutdown deadline. She wa...
Read full story"Gold Pooter" Features Halle Barry as First Female Bond
"The name's Bond--Jamirah Bond." You've read that right, the next 007 to hit the big screens in Gold Pooter is a female. Adding to the shock of the new female Bond is the fact that American actor Halle Barry will play the lead role. Bond fan...
Read full storyCheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!
A renowned cheap ticket airline, that originates from the Emerald Isle called Ireland, took offence when a Scottish granny attempted to smuggle her bagpipes on board a flight from Belgium to the UK! It seems the granny was hoping to entertain the...
Read full storyAfter failure of TrumpNoCare.com™ a presidential order to make pregnant democrats ineligble for health cover signed
After the outrageous insult to our great magnificent, all knowing, benevolent, spiritually enlightened, marvelous President by the non-conforming Republican Senators Trump.com™ has vowed to destroy healthcare for democrat women as revenge. W...
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