Queen to Close Sandringham House and Birkhall to Use For Storage
London, ENGLAND Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen is closing some of the Royal Palaces to use for storage of her purses, hats, tiaras, and Corgi collars. "Her Majesty is tired of opening closets in Windsor Castle or Buckingham Palac...
Read full storyDonald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border
U.S. - Mexican Border "A momentous occasion for American democracy" as described by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer happened today in the desert of the American Southwest. There we saw the laying of the foundation of the border Wahl that...
Read full story4 Million Pets Voted Illegally According To ASPCA
One of the largest cases of voter fraud in the history of the US has unraveled after an election worker discovered that a dog was registered to vote in his district in the 2016 elections. The scheme came to light when Swen Hootman, an election vol...
Read full storyFlorida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election
A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to testify about his illegal vote for Hillary Clinto...
Read full storyHow To Be Likable
We all want to be popular. Unfortunately, we don't all have the face of popularity. Likability, now that's something we can all achieve. And with these four easy steps to follow, you'll be likable in no time! 1. Have a sense of humor. If you don't have one, immediately after saying something, stare at the listener (preferably a stranger) in the eyes and say in a low voice, "You're supposed to b...
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