Trump Surrogate Says The World is A Computer Simulation
We are living in a 'post-fact' or 'post-truth' world. Not merely a world where politicians and media lie - they have always lied - but one where they don't care whether they tell the truth or not. When Putin annexed the Crimea he claimed there were...
Read full storyEvidence surfaces suggesting Donald Trump is actually the Joker
A recent tweet that has been attributed to voice actor, and Luke Skywalker purveyor, Mark Hamill, is just the latest piece of evidence pointing to the possibility that Donald Trump might just be a disguise for Batman's perennial arch nemesis, the Jok...
Read full storyCat Pictures In Distress
Horror and childish shrieking broke out on the internet today and spread like smallpox round a unvaccinated American town. Someone had posted a picture of a cat and it only received three likes. With pictures of cats normally weighing in with around...
Read full storyHillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!
Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...
Read full story"Over-Rated" Streep Returns all Acting Awards
Hollywood, CA - After being called "over-rated" by Donald Trump, Meryl Streep will return all her acting awards and will quit acting altogether. Streep will return her 3 Academy Awards (after 19 nominations), her 8 Golden Globes (after 30 nominati...
Read full storyScottish Football's Last Chance
The swivelling bowel of corruption that is FIFA has farted out it's newest half baked after birth covered idea. The world cup will be expanded to 48 teams. The declaration which was nailed onto the drawbridge at fortress FIFA read that by 2022, like...
Read full storyTrump To Destroy Scientific Data
Nine members of Trump's transition team do not believe in climate change and all cabinet appointments that deal with global warming do not believe in it. Furthermore appointments to government agencies that deal with climate change are climate chang...
Read full storySessions In Court
President elect, Donald Trump, new Attorney General, Jeff Sessions has had to rapidly deny that he has any KKK connections or sympathies. He seemed relaxed as he sat back in his high backed ivory chair and smiled. Sessions said: I can categoricall...
Read full storyCoronation Street Crisis
Coronation Street viewers are up in arms after some music played on the show was probably a little bit insensitive. Of course to hear the actual music you would have to turn the volume up to 150 and glue your ear to the speakers. Hundreds of peopl...
Read full storyWoman 'Moans' about suffering 200 Orgasms a Day.
This article is really something to shout about "Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day. Researchers have identified the condition as 'persistent sexual arousal syndrome'. American sufferer Jean Lund, 51, says when she told her gynaecologist he said, "You're every man's dream." Office manager Jean says, "I looked at him in the fa...
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