Written by Backandtotheleft

Tuesday, 10 January 2017

President elect, Donald Trump, new Attorney General, Jeff Sessions has had to rapidly deny that he has any KKK connections or sympathies. He seemed relaxed as he sat back in his high backed ivory chair and smiled.

Sessions said: I can categorically deny that I have any connection with the grand old American institution the KKK. I have attended no meetings, committed no acts of racism or burnt any crosses. I can also confirm I have never danced naked on the 12th of March in a anti black guy ritual with the Grand Wizard of the Klan.

We sat on Jeff's plantation while his work force tended his sugar crops in the background. He was a affable man and we felt a great sense of security around him. His wife, a fine woman of advanced years, came out with a tray of lemonade. It was served in these delightful little ghost cups. We asked where he got them from and we were told he had them custom made.

Mr Sessions will be Americas top prosecutor which will enable him to have the final say on cases like the George Zimmerman trial. For a man who was once accused of calling a black attorney "Boy" this is a massive opportunity.

We laughed as he told us of a evil un-American force the NAACP and how they were undermining American values. All in all this seems like a good start in "The Trumpsters" rejuvenation of the American political system. All for the better. For white people.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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