Trump's Jerusalem victory will turn the tide in the war on Christmas
The war on Christmas is eternal, and will only be won when Jesus Christ himself returns and everyone in the world is dead. Today that glorious day came a step closer when Donald Trump effectively reclaimed Jerusalem as the capital of Christianity, pr...
Read full storyFranken Decides Not to Resign, Will Instead Switch Parties and Become a Republican
Washington - Senator Al Franken, under extreme pressure from members of the Democratic Party to resign his post because of admitted sexual misconduct, has announced this morning that he will remain in office, and also that he has changed his party af...
Read full storyTrump Beheads Bears Ears, plans partial decapitation of Mount Rushmore
Somewhere in Utah. After chopping off the head of Bears Ears National Monument, Utah, Trump is now honing his Trump© axe, according to several unnamed high-ranking sources, to hack away at just about all of this country's national parks. "It...
Read full storyAlabama Voters"Not Quite as Creeped Out" by Roy Moore After Watching Steve Bannon
Mobile, AL - After viewing news reports featuring a speech by former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon at a campaign rally in support of U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore, many Alabamians interviewed afterward said they were not quite as distur...
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