White House Found to be Actual Dump
A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...
Read full storyVP Pence Quietly Gets Ready To Take Charge As President
America get ready for President Pence, so says former GOP Speaker John "J-Bone" Boehner in a conversation with CNN's Kris Godzilla. "He's destroying the presidency," Boehner sobbed before regaining his composure. "Look, behind closed doors Repu...
Read full storyElderly spoof writer ponders stages of life!
You told me about conception. You told me about birth. You told me about infancy. You told me about early childhood. You told me about puberty. You told me about young adulthood. You told me about middle age. You told me about the "golden years." You told me about old age. OK. I am now 86 years old. That is VERY old! I am now shitting my brains out! More is coming out t...
Read full storyTrump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&
When Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill, (in a White House closet) Putin was #@%&. He threatened to release the Moscow Ritz/Carlton pee video, mentioned in the British MI6 Christopher Steel dossier and set to music by Swan Lake composer Ilyi...
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