You told me about conception.
You told me about birth.
You told me about infancy.
You told me about early childhood.
You told me about puberty.
You told me about young adulthood.
You told me about middle age.
You told me about the "golden years."
You told me about old age.
OK. I am now 86 years old. That is VERY old! I am now shitting my brains out! More is coming out than is going in! I am losing five pounds a week and feel like crap a good part of the time!
What you didn't tell me?
I am going through freaking.....POOPERTY!
YOU BASTARDS!
