Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...
Read full storyNew "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere
No one knows how the thing works. The maker of this new product, BetterDays, won't give away any secrets. The Ick-Away-Brick looks like a gritty-surfaced 3x5 inch, 1 inch thick red "brick". What it can do is astounding. The Brick removes any negative...
Read full storyDolphins Offer Widespread Election-Season Cheering Through New Communicator
Stories throughout the ages tell of dolphins aiding drowning, shipwrecked sailors. Now dolphins are offering the American public aid in an unprecedented way. Dolphins Among Us, a Florida based non-profit, just perfected a patented human-dolphin co...
Read full storyVets warn people against voting for 'flat-faced' politicians
Vets are warning would-be voters to think twice before electing politicians with fashionably "flat-faced" features - because of concerns over their welfare. Cavalier King Camerons, Little Johnsons, Farages and Watsons, have become sought-after in...
Read full storyHillary Explains "Deplorable" Comment
"What I really meant" said a smiling Mrs. Clinton when asked to explain her recent disparaging comment about Trump voters "is half of each individual voting for Trump is deplorable, I never insinuated that half of the total of Trump voters were entir...
Read full storyTrump's VP Choice Defends Trump Jr.'s Skittle Remark
Donald Trump Jr. is facing intense backlash on social media after he posted a message on Twitter Monday night that compared Syrian refugees to a bowl of Skittles sprinkled with a few that "would kill you." "This image says it all. Let's end the po...
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