New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

Funny story: New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

A new dating site called "Concealed Carry Match.com" was launched last month and is already successful. It advertises itself as a safe, friendly dating site for gun owners. It is mocked on the web as affording an opportunity for Americans to bang o...

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Trump Tax Return Reveals Shooting in New York City

Investigations into Donald Trump's 2014 Federal Income Tax Return have revealed that he actually shot someone on 5th Avenue in New York City during the 2014 fiscal year. The detail was discovered buried on page 23,512 on the 25,857 page return, in...

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National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

Funny story: National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

Britain's National Treasures, including the likes of Julie Walters and Dame Judi Dench, are to be rounded up and housed in a museum it was announced today. The new Culture Secretary, Karen Bradley today unveiled her plans stating that it was vita...

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Trump Plans to Increase Presidential Salary

NEW YORK-This week, after learning what the official presidential salary consisted of, presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of Trump Tower. There he announced his new plans to raise the preside...

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"This is God and I approve this message!"

Television screens, computers and hand held devices of all kinds went suddenly blank for an instant last night. Then.....a bright light shone on all the devices and a strong, but friendly voice filled the screens. Texting fingers posed in mid air, re...

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Brown Student Calls in Gas Leak to Avoid Test

PROVIDENCE, RI-In a desperate attempt to get out of taking her Political Science test, a junior at Brown University called in a false report about a gas leak at 10:06 AM. The student, Joan Collins, then pulled the fire alarm, causing the entire b...

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Questions For Gary Johnson

1. Aleppo is (a) Irish slang for a leprechaun, (b) a cross between a hippo and a leopard, (c) a lesbian hippo. 2. Manchuria is (a) a curious man, (b) an original manuscript in Spanish about a deluded old man tilting at windmills, (c) a Mexican dish of spicy food, made from roadkill. 3. Brexit is (a) shorthand for "you break it you buy it," (b) shorthand for the the title of a 1964 book by Hu...

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Trump Fails His Own Immigration Certification Test

Pursuant to a F.O.I.A. (Freedom Of Information Act) request, the federal government today released the results of Trump's application for U.S. Citizenship: 1. Do the U.S. Constitution and its amendments guarantee freedom of religion? ___ Yes ___ No Not for muslims(who are all terrorists) or for presidents who are born in Nigeria. Or Kenya. Whatever. 2. The government of the United Stat...

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Palestinians in Gaza adopt celebrity names to gain media attention

Palestinians living in the occupied Gaza Strip have taken to creative measures to attract media attention from the US and other powerful NATO and UN member countries. Many have begun legally changing their names to those of high-profile celebrit...

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Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Funny story: Church of Scamatology Declares Themselves Ineligible For Athletic Competition Due to Super-Powers

Clearlymental, FL The Church of Scamatology has made a special announcement regarding the fact that none of their members, even though they are supposed to be the most awesome people on the planet, have ever factored into any sports competitions.

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Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With

Funny story: Taylor Swift Running Out of Guys to Break Up With

Nashville, TN With her most recent break-ups with Zac Effron, Tom Hiddleston, and Calvin Harris, Taylor Swift is fretting about running out of boys to break up with. Weighing most heavily on Swift's mind is the fact that she makes breaking up wit...

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Donald Trump Checkup Said to Reveal He Is Overweight Asshole

Funny story: Donald Trump Checkup Said to Reveal He Is Overweight Asshole

New York - Donald J. Trump released on Wednesday the results from his most recent physical examination, revealing that he is overweight, takes a statin for cholesterol, and is an asshole. Although Mr. Trump's weight has been a source of debate, wi...

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