Newest flatworm to be named after Giuliani
Last week, a new species of flatworm discovered in Malaysia was named after President Barack Obama as Baracktrema obamai. The scientist making this designation, Thomas R. Platt, chose Mr. Obama, a distant relative, and a person Mr. Platt admires.Read full story
Man "good with computers" seeks occupation
Satch Farley of Binghamton has taken out a full page add in the Binghamton Post seeking employment in the computer industry on the basis that he is good with computers. Mr. Farley, a 26-year-old landscaper living in his parents' basement lis...Read full story
The Special One admits being special is not so special!
The great Manchester derby ended with The Special One not being so special whilst providing their noisy neighbors with special gifts that only Fools and Horses would give away. However, in his defence, that resembled a Swiss Cheese factory, after...Read full story
Lost City of Atlantis Found in Lake Superior
"Everyone's been looking in the wrong place the whole time," announced 85 year old Dr. Emmett Shuttleman. Shuttleman achieved his life ambition earlier this month when he discovered the remains of the lost city of Atlantis not in the Atlantic Ocea...Read full story