Hillary Explains "Deplorable" Comment

Funny story written by thomas o'hanlon

Wednesday, 21 September 2016

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Mrs. Clinton on CNN's 2nd Chance

"What I really meant" said a smiling Mrs. Clinton when asked to explain her recent disparaging comment about Trump voters "is half of each individual voting for Trump is deplorable, I never insinuated that half of the total of Trump voters were entirely deplorable, that would be politically incorrect"

Appearing on CNN's 2nd Chance, Mrs. Clinton went on to say that "the other half of each of these individuals probably come from good stock, that is to say that perhaps one of their parents were not born in a trailer park or work in a coal mine or drink beer."

The presidential candidate concludes her explanation with these words "In other words what I was clearly saying but was misinterpreted is that half of Trump voters are un-deplorable and I look to that reasonable side of each of those individuals to break from their white trash side and join me and my voters as we continue to evolve away from the stupidity that was thrust upon you by your drunken white trash coal mine Dad that swore to God that he pulled out when he knew in fact he didn't"

"There" she added "I think that clears it up."

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