Pursuant to a F.O.I.A. (Freedom Of Information Act) request, the federal government today released the results of Trump's application for U.S. Citizenship:
1. Do the U.S. Constitution and its amendments guarantee freedom of religion? ___ Yes ___ No
Not for muslims(who are all terrorists) or for presidents who are born in Nigeria. Or Kenya. Whatever.
2. The government of the United States is based on the rule of law. ___ True ___ False
It dipends. If a mexican judge is involved, we can't be sure.
3. Is it a citizen's duty to vote? ___ Yes ___ No
If the citizen intends to vote for me, yes. Otherwise, it's rigged.
4. Name the three branches of government.
Me, myself and I.
5. Name three principles that Americans value (example: freedom of speech).
1. Government is bad. 2. Only I can save the country. 3. My daughter is a knockout.
