Snoopy Arrested for public urination
Snoopy was arrested on Wednesday night for public drunkness and public urination. He was released on bail a few hours later. The Aflac duck picked him up and explained to the media that middle class Americans understood the difficulty of dealing w...
Read full storyThere Is Nothing Like A Dame For President
Yep! There is nothing like a dame for President of the United States! Hillary's won it. Take that Putin and sneaky-weasel Julian Assange. Screams about Hillary's emails and a private server? Peanuts. No one was killed because of one of Hillary's...
Read full storyMeeting Donny J.
Michael Jackson's boyhood home. Gary, Indiana. Aside from the King of Pop, this metropolis didn't offer much. It was a pit. All that was left of this once booming steel town was boarded-up buildings, a few liquor stores that resembled jails with all of the metal bars protecting the premises, a minor league baseball team with a brand new baseball park (the "Railcats") and various river boat cas...
Read full storyDonald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment
The following is a transcript from Donald Trump's speech at Gettysburg, October 22, 2016. Gettysburg, PA--Eleven score and seven gropes ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived by libertines, and dedicated to the pro...
Read full storyBill Clinton Given Head for "Blow Jobs For Votes™" Campaign
It leaked out yesterday that the Clinton camp has just launched its "Blow Jobs For Votes™" campaign. This after last Tuesday in Madison Square Garden Madonna pledged to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.
Read full storyZombies rush Hatian jailers
ARCAHATE, Haiti -- Two thousand naked Hatians forced their way past screws into the local jail here, Warden Yozambie Yomama said on the record. The interlopers were suffering from exposure, starvation, zombification, and the Clinton Foundation, a...
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