Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...

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Salad to Rebrand Itself as Hamburger

In preparation for National Salad Month this May, less popular salad is rebranding itself as more popular hamburger. To aid in the transition, Salad has hired a marketing team to help with the rebrand. John Liberwitz, the head of Salad's mark...

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Chuck Norris First Person to Time Travel

People of the world were surprised today when they found out that a man had just accomplished time travel. They weren't so surprised when they found out it was Chuck Norris who time travelled. Apparently he choked Father Time, who sent good old C...

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Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns

Funny story: Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns

New York, New York Trump's publicist John Miller called newspapers and radio shows all over the United States to make the announcement that Trump would be adding two posts to the President's Cabinet when he wins as POTUS. "Many people are accusing...

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Trump's Publicist Gives Interview

Naldrett News Magazine was surprised to get a call from John Miller, Trump's publicist who sounds exactly like Donald Trump. The reason the magazine was so surprised is that they cover Spit Island and vicinity. Spit Island is one of the smallest of the Hawaiian Islands and when John Miller was asked why he had singled out this news magazine, Miller responded that we were in the only time zone that...

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