Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession
Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...
Read full storyProstitution Booms During RNC
The worlds oldest and the worlds most odious professions have met in Cleveland and the result has been a windfall for the worlds oldest. Sex worker Lydia Kidder, not her real name, explains why the business for prostitutes was so good this year a...
Read full storyPokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign
The Royal Palace, Tokyo - - Japanese Emperor Akihito has abdicated his throne to become a professional Pokémon GO player. The Japanese government admits it was taken by surprise by the resignation. It announced that a robot built by Honda would we...
Read full storyTrump Contracts Put Brown M&Ms In Spotlight
The city of Los Angeles has lost out on $80,000 in a stadium rental deal because it accidentally served brown M&Ms to Donald Trump and his VIP guests in the buffet. The rumor is that brown M&Ms represent Mexicans and Muslims to Donald Trum...
Read full storyTurkish coup on Lesbos!
After the unsuccessful coup to turf out President Erdogan in Turkey he has decided to expand his empire by attacking and annexing the Greek Island Lesbos! Turkish troops in overfilled rowing boats waving Erdogan forever flags hit the Lesbos main b...
Read full storyIran Inquest
For those of you looking for a in depth look at the Chilcot report....that happened in Iraq not Iran. Get your geography sorted. In a world scarred by shootings, explosions and Kim West V Taylor Swift Iran has finally lost it's shit with one of th...
Read full storyPokemon NO GO
Pokémon Go! A light hearted game that has brought joy to millions inside and outside the UK. A harmless scavenger hunt designed to bring players together in the search for the elusive Mewtwo (or three). But what if the App had other more sinister ram...
Read full storyCharlie Brown Loses Virginity
The sequence of events began innocuously enough, with the Cute Little Red-Haired Girl flashing a shy smile in Charlie Brown's direction as she read the note which he had hidden in her spelling textbook. When the final bell rang, she wasted no time in tucking her gym towel under one arm and taking Charlie by the hand, coyly leading him to a remote corner of the local pumpkin patch. After her...
Read full storyLeaked Trump Acceptance Speech Includes 'I Was Only Kidding'
In a stunning campaign breach parts of the acceptance speech Donald Trump is scheduled to give at the Republican National Convention were leaked to the press. It includes phrases such as 'listen, I was only kidding' and "if elected I don't plan on l...
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