The Word AWESOME Has Lost All Meaning
It's so overused that it's become boring. It just isn't awesome anymore. Finding almost everyone you meet and everything you come across is of the quality to inspire awe? Well, let's just say that seems quite ridiculous and unbelievable. Not very awesome at all. It's amusing to see folks following someone on Twitter, with the follower immediately assuring the followee that he or she is awes...
Read full storyTrump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"
In a shocking announcement, the current republican presidential nominee front runner, Donald Trump has admitted to running a mock campaign. "I'm surprised someone has called me on this yet." the Donald said. "I take that back. I'm not surprise...
Read full storyPope: Ted Cruz Authorized To Perform Exorcisms
Senator Ted Cruz has mockingly been called The Executor, The Inquisitor, as well as The Prosecutor, but Pope Francis revealed that one of Cruz's true titles may be Exorcist - or maybe The Exorcisor in keeping with the spirit of his past nicknames.
Read full storyEdgy, Off-Broadway, Rendition of Hamilton to be Casted With All White Performers
The 70th annual Tony Awards are still a few months off, but there is no question that the hip-hop hit, Hamilton, is a clear front-runner for many of this year's categories. The run-away musical was even featured in this year's Grammys, and with nothing seeming to slow this giant of Broadway down, the question becomes, what's next? Well, according to Brian Duffel, graduate of State University of...
Read full storyPope bangs his head against the wall!
During a papal congregation on the Mexican / US border in front of 250000 Catholic followers the Pope decided it was time to join his Jewish bretheren and commenced to bang his head against the US wall! The crowd, shocked at the sight of their hyp...
Read full storyOklahoma Lawmakers Keep Exorcism Legal
In a victory for religious libertarians, Oklahoma has passed the Family Religion And Re-Education Act, designed to keep exorcism, the casting out of demons, legal. Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern sponsored the legislation that protects family and...
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