U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest
WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...Read full story
Tom Brady to Run for President
Expecting to be inflated again by the courts this week, Tom Brady will be able to run for President. For all those nay-sayers, Tom is old enough to be POTUS. Others think he hasn't a POTUS to plant flowers in. Sports fans probably don't have a...Read full story
Ohio school released controversial plan to expand student housing
With another academic year comes another addition to the University of Dayton student body. They University of Dayton is a small, Catholic college in Southwest Ohio. It is estimated that there are now over 8,300 full-time undergraduates enrolled, sig...Read full story
Ohio school sells newly purchased mansion for incumbent president
On Friday, Dec. 11, 2015, the University of Dayton announced the purchase of a residence in Oakwood for incoming president Eric Spina and all future presidents. The $1.55 million home, which sits on 1.3 acres and includes a small guest house and...Read full story
Ohio private school implements neighborhood re-brand - "The Ghetto"
Since the beginning weeks of their academic semester, both the University of Dayton administration and student body have been under pressure to change the racial culture that currently exists on campus. After myriad student newspaper articles and stu...Read full story
Whitey Bulger Does Hard Time
Whitey Bulger has added to his criminal resume. In case you missed the blaring headlines in the Boston newspapers and online, we want to make certain you heard that Whitey Bulger has been sent to solitary confinement. It appears the 85-year old in...Read full story
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Tom Brady Botoxed - Tom, we hardly knew ye.
There may be many ways to deal with one's 39th birthday-or Deflategate fallout. Take New England Patriot superstar Tom Brady, for instance. He apparently accompanied his wife to Paris sometime this year for a secret rendezvous with the best face w...Read full story