
Donald Trump Demands A Vote Recount
Clearly, against the advice of his closest supporters, (Giuliani, the son in law, the daughter, Putin, Pence, Breibart, Charo and FBI) Donald Trump is insisting on a voter hand recount as he believes he won the popular vote and that only dead people...
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Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette
Hollywood, CA - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have agreed to become the first "celebrity" bachelor and bachelorette on the aging television series of the same name, which will feature only divorced celebrities vying to fall in love with the famous cou...
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Trump Policies May Cause Revolution
Warren Campbell opened his New York Times and read the headline, "Choice For E.P.A. Has Led Battles To Constrain It." "Choice, Scott Pruit has deep times to Oil and Gas Industry is an avid climate change denier. He has pledged to dismantle Obama's...
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Trump Team Fires Michael G. Flynn for "Out-Tweeting the Boss"
Washington - Michael G. Flynn, son of appointed National Security Advisor, former Lt. General Michael T. Flynn, was removed from the Trump transition team on Wednesday by Vice President elect, Governor Mike Pence, head of the team. The younger Flynn...
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Anti-Environment Politicians Fleeing Earthquake Ravaged Oklahoma in Droves
Oklahoma City - An eastbound exodus involving a large number of current and former politicians, lobbyists and oil industry executives currently trapped in the state of Oklahoma is underway. The formation of the Trump Administration has attracted man...
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THE FLY... Werner Fassbinder's Masterpiece?
Our film critic from U-R-FKD magazine flew to lake Geneva in Switizerland to interview legendary film producer, writer, actor and director Werner Fassbinder about his soon to be released film "The Fly". They met at his mansion overlooking the lake. Werner lounged on a deck chair by the pool and stared at the sky. He spoke slowly as is his wont and with great gravitas. Here is a transcript. Q: S...
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Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!
Saudi Arabia and Iran seem to have reacted quite insulted because BOJO has charged into their airspace like a bull in a China Shop; what's new? After lying and cheating to the British public over Brexit, he was then appointed Foreign Minister by M...
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