Charles Manson to play at Trump Inauguration
Depraved mass murderer, musician and Beach Boy song writer, Charles Manson, has agreed to play at the presidential inauguration being held at the White House in Washington DC on January 20th of 2017. The 82 year old Manson will be released from Corc...
Read full storyTrump to bring ejected Russian spies back to the US
President Obama struck back at Russia yesterday for its efforts to influence the 2016 election, ejecting 35 KGB Russian intelligence operatives from the United States and imposing sanctions on Russia's two leading intelligence services. In respons...
Read full storyTrump shocked to learn he will become world's top drug lord at inauguration
Sources close to Trump report he was shocked to learn at a CIA breifing that the world's biggest industry is crack and meth, and it's run by the POTUS. Trump called his advisors together who advised him he needed to not be a dope and get up to s...
Read full storyObama declares war on pizza and vodka over 2016 election
Sovereign District of Colunbia - Obama shocked the world today when he blamed pizza and vodka for losing the election for the invalid Hicklary Clinton. He flamed that the sordid pizza emails were leaked by vodka sodden Russians. He immediately...
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