"Trumpmas:" A Top Ten List
"Trumpmas": A Top Ten List What say we get the superficial similarities between the season's two hottest execs out of the way first, shall we? Both are known to be large, pale, white, hairy men with yuuuuuge waistlines and a habit of jetting around the world doing deals. Here then is a Top Ten accounting of the "bright contrasts" between this holiday season's two big-shot CEOs: 1) Tru...
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President Elect Donald Trump took a break from tweeting insults to finish his Christmas wish list. According to an unnamed White House source Mr. Trump's top item on his Christmas wish list was a giant wall. Supposedly the list began with "Item numb...
Read full storyElectoral College Formally Declares General Public as Loser of Election
The Electoral College came together again on Monday to honor the age-old tradition of pissing off approximately 50% of the population. Similar methods of cultural division have been tried out over the years such as the Twilight Book Series and th...
Read full storyTrump Fails U.S. Citizenship Exam
New York, NY - Donald Trump took the US Citizenship Exam yesterday to prove how simple it is for any illegal alien to become a US citizen. Unfortunately, Trump failed. Twice. The civics test is an oral test given by the USCIS Officer, who asks t...
Read full storyTrump Announces Plan to Take Away Chance of Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants
Last night, president-elect Donald Trump announced at his rally that he was going to "do something" about all of the immigrants. Mr. Trump announced well into his speech last night that he was going to "take away the chance of citizenship of anyone...
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