Written by That Guy

Wednesday, 21 December 2016

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Trump at the rally last night proposing that we "do something" with all of the people who illegally cross the borde

Last night, president-elect Donald Trump announced at his rally that he was going to "do something" about all of the immigrants.
Mr. Trump announced well into his speech last night that he was going to "take away the chance of citizenship of anyone who attempts to cross the border from Mexico to America." An excerpt from his speech goes as follows:

"Look, America, we have a crisis on our hands. We have too many rapists, murderers, gang members who are both, and sadly their wives and children flowing into and infesting our country like rats. It is time we do something about all of this. We as a country are going to take away the chance of citizenship of anyone who attempts to cross the border illegally. It is time to do something about this bigly problem. Mexico is welcome to do whatever they'd like as long as they keep their dirtbags inside their own country."

Mr. Trump then went on to tell Mexico that they need to "relocate the dirtbags" and "put them in Cuba where they can be disposed of properly"

"Mexico, this is for you, you need to relocate all of the dirtbags and you need to put them in cuba where they can be disposed of properly. It is a big deal that you play a part in getting your people in your country."

Mr. Trump Ended on this:

"Look, as president, I will assure you that a wall will be built, and that the illegals will go back where they belong."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mexico, Immigration

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