"Olympians In Paradise"
Ryan Seacrest (RS): "Jimmy Feigen, You've just won a Gold Medal in Swimming and donated 10 grand to charity. What are you going to do if you ever escape from Rio?" Feigen: "I thought about Disney World, but that offer was rescinded. So now I'm going to PARADISE!" CHRIS HARRISON JOINS RYAN SEACREST ON RIVAL NETWORK NBC. RS: "Chris Harrison, is Jimmy Feigen correct in that he is joining the...
Read full storyTrump never wanted to win the presidency
Sources inside the Trump campaign, on a condition of anonymity, have revealed that Donald Trump never had any intention of winning the Presidency. They say with the making Brietbart's News' combative far-right Chief Executive Steve Bannon and Roge...
Read full storyPrinceton To Phase Out "Male Biased" Words
Princeton, NJ - Princeton College's faculty voted yesterday to implement a five year plan to make Princeton's classrooms places "free of all gender bias" by eliminating vocabulary from classroom instruction that "evokes male hegemony." The faculty a...
Read full storyMick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest
Backed by his sidekick, Keith Richards, septuagenarian Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones announced at a press conference yesterday that he will be competing for the Labour Party leadership currently being contested by, well, anyone in the party who c...
Read full storyBrazil to Impose Embargo on the U.S.
Umberto Puzo, Brazil's secretary of finely formed tushes is recommending an immediate end to all exported exotic dances and prostitutes to the United States unless American Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is extradited for questioning. President...
Read full story"Beethoven" star Charles Grodin named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2016
Comedian and actor Charles Grodin recently received a pleasant surprise when People Magazine named him the "Sexiest Man Alive - 2016". The 81-year old responded by smirking and quietly rambling about something to himself. Grodin, star of such m...
Read full storyMarine Le Pen: "burkini" bans support women's rights
Six French cities have now banned the "burkini," or the new swimsuit used by Muslim women who wish to remain pious while using public swimming areas, which covers everything but the face, hands and feet. Opponents of the bans, such as the Center...
Read full storyNew Trump Campaign Chiefs In Violent Squabble
Donald J. Trump has selected unrestrained, ultra right wing firebrand Stephen K. Bannon to be his campaign manager. Bannon is the editor of Brietbart, an incendiary publication noted for race-baiting diatribes, conspiracy theories, irreverence, lack of respect of social norms and willingness to stop on other people. Bannon joins Roger Ailes the head of Fox News, who was pushed out of his job d...
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