APA Classifies Goth As "Narcissistic Depressive Disorder"

The American Psychiatric Association released a controversial statement this week that classifies goth style as a condition to be treated with anti-depressants. APA spokesman Cole Redpost suggested in a press release that families and loved ones of those suffering from Goth or Narcissistic Depressive Disorder now have medical treatment options to choose from for NDD sufferers. "The APA is re...
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Trump admits he'd have dated his mother if she hadn't been, you know, his mother

Denver, Co. - In an effort to deflect the negative press he's been getting the past few weeks, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump stated this week that his mother, Mary Anne Trump, who passed away in 2000 at the age of 88, was such a good...
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How to make it big in the music biz these days

So you want to make millions of dollars writing songs, recording these little ditties, and performing them in front of sold-out audiences, right? The first order of business is: Do you need any talent? Hell no, you don't. It's not like the old day...
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Osborne v. the OBE
So George Osborne is to receive a honour in Cameron's resignation honours list. Why anybody would want to receive a commendation from the Prime Minister who took us out of the European Union is beyond us but then again were not that educated. George,...
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Midlands Muslim Mixup
A Muslim woman was stopped at Doncaster airport yesterday after she was spotted reading a book of firsthand accounts from the Syrian conflict. Faizah Saheen was pulled aside into a separated area and questioned on why she was interested in the materi...
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Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump's supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn's sup...
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Donald Trump: You're Promoted!

After his resounding success as the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate, Donald Trump moves on to bigger and better things. He renounces his candidacy as of Monday, August 8th. "Smart people know I don't waste time. I've been the Republican Can...
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