Should We Eat Animals That Piss Us Off? Dolphin 'Smack Chatter' Reopens The Debate
We have come to think of dolphins as intelligent mammals; the sages of the sea, who have even been known to save a human or two caught in troubled waters. That status is now under review following groundbreaking research about to be published by The...
Read full storyPopcorn Box Sex Beats Sodomy Hands Down All Gender Study Reports
BILLINGSGATE POST: The tradition of popcorn box sex is almost as old as Orvil Redenbacher. In a newly released report titled, "The Comparative Study of Sexual Behavior Between Popcorn Boxes and Human Beings," Indiana University Professor Nookie Pr...
Read full storyMankind's most important inventions
After a year-long intensive survey conducted by the TAVISTOCK MIND CONTROL UNIT a list of Mankind's most important inventions has been published. The learned work of 666 pages with full explanatory notes was compiled by director of the project Hiram Abiff Blair, cousin of ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair founder of the The Royal Battersea Asylum for the Totally Beguiled. We have here a...
Read full storyDemocrats finally have enough Senate votes to stifle Americans
WASHINGTON, DC - Three Democrat senators announced today that they will vote in support of the nuclear deal with Iran. In a new CNN poll, released yesterday, 56% of Americans now say they think Congress should reject the deal with Iran -- up from...
Read full storyGreece turns economy around by exporting value-add refugees
In an unprecedented feat of economic management the Greek government has amassed a massive national mattress treasure chest in just 3 months and is considering buying parts of Germany with the surplus. Greek Finance Minister Lonus Badetus explaine...
Read full storyEU to Launch Social Network for Refugees
The European Union is set to launch a social network for refugees fleeing to Europe from Syria, to help migrants communicate with the country in which they wish to reside. Daily vast numbers of refugees cross European borders in the hope that a be...
Read full storyMigrants empathise with first world citizens.
"I can totally understand why some people are being very reluctant to help us, I wouldn't help someone who was at risk of being killed and having their family wiped out if it affected me in absolutely no way whatsoever. In fact, the entire situation...
Read full storyAllahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford
A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...
Read full storyCollege Student Lives For The Next Episodes of Romantic TV Show
College student Ronnie O'Brien stated to the press that she couldn't wait for the next season of True Love to come out. The season finale occurred earlier this month, and next season won't arrive until at least May of next year. On her calendar, she is counting down the days until the season approximate start date, and she's at 244 days, a very depressing figure. She feels like she is literally...
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