Hellfire Club back in the saddle again
London - A seedy trifecta of Hellfire Club bastards is back in charge of the British Government tonight. Three former Bullingdon boys - David Cameron, George Osborne and Boris Johnson - are pissing themselves stupid at pulling off a majority in wh...
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This is actually for real, an article recently reported in askmen.com. "Touch a woman's arm, give her a hug or make long eye contact with her if you want to increase your chances of turning her on. Show her your caring side, and prove that nice guys can sometimes finish first." So were the latest findings of that august institution devoted to human happiness and freedom ... The Rockefeller U...
Read full storyCaught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter
BALTIMORE, MD - A white cable news reporter was charged with assault after a video showed him kicking a black cable news reporter. The Spoof Cable Network News reporter, Adam Zapel, was frustrated because the violence in Baltimore had subsided. In...
Read full storyDemocrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates
WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic National Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced earlier today that there will be a total of four Democratic primary debates. The first debate will feature Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham C...
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