Democrats To Hold Four Presidential Primary Debates

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Friday, 8 May 2015

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WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic National Chairperson, Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, announced earlier today that there will be a total of four Democratic primary debates.

The first debate will feature Democratic candidates, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders, from Vermont.

The second debate will feature candidate Hillary Clinton, former Senator Hillary Clinton, former First Lady, Hillary Clinton, and former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton.

The third debate will feature Hillary Clinton and former President Bill Clinton.

The fourth, and final debate is what everyone is talking about. It will feature Hillary Clinton debating Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, and Gennifer Flowers.

All participants will be compensated for their participation by the Clinton Foundation.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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