Prince George may be Baby Jesus or The Antichrist
Prince George may be the Jesus-like manifestation of God on Earth or the Son of Satan, according to a new survey. Frustratedparents.web, which publishes the sleep-deprived ravings of parents worldwide, claims that, the nighttime screaming of ba...
Read full story"Party disguised as independents" dominate student council elections
WATERFALLS, LAND OF THE MORNING (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) -- Last 18 January 2015, a political background equality programme was launched in Kamishirasawa Falls University in preparation for their student council elections. However, during the day of...
Read full storyCountry from Eastern Hemisphere dubbed "showbiz capital"
CENTRAL PALACE, PEARLORIENT (Kakashi Spirit News) -- Pearlorient, an archipelagic country located at the east, was recently known as the "Showbiz Capital of the World." Citizens and foreigners alike decide to come up with this title after spreadin...
Read full storyVatican receives ransom note for missing French letters
Galway, Eira - The head altar boy of the Romin Catlick church has written to Pope Francis complaining about blackmail and three spent condoms smeared with hysterical - uh, historical! - DNA. Seamus McShergar, 69, sent a heartfelt plea to the Aregn...
Read full storyC4 Promotes 'Skunk'
Renowned medicinal and social drug suppliers Mary Jane, Bud Pot, and Herb Hemp have taken to television screens to promote the recreational use of 'skunk.' Skunk Life: Selling It, Smokin' It, and Lovin' It debuted on C4 to critical acclaim, with m...
Read full storyGlobal Warming - No Longer a Threat
In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...
Read full storySensational clue in MH370 mystery!
After a year of investigating the disappearance of MH370 investigators have divulged a sensational clue to the public and dependents who had loved ones on the plan as to where the damn thing could be and here it is: "We don't have a clue!" Wow!...
Read full storyOne Day Datebots Say No To Oldies
A spokesman for the Union of One Day Datebots has announced that the escort automatons will no longer accept the custom of older homo sapiens. In a surprise move, the robots have declared that they would deny their service to both mammals over the...
Read full story12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics
ATLANTA, GA - According to a recent poll completed by The Atlanta Constipation, 12 out of 10 Americans don't believe in statistics. Some of the other interesting numbers in the poll: 68% of US citizens support child vaccines while 86% are oppos...
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